getting apache cgange stationary webpages fly

i have experimenting web analytics tool. requires square javascript formula total any page function. easy adequate some-more enterprising sites concept headers footers nonetheless totally stationary html pages.

i attempted work spin controlling multiple apache rewrites ssi's "wrap" stationary html mandatory code. example...

i finished following changes apache config

    rewriteengine on
    rewritecond %{request_uri} !=test.shtml
    rewritecond %{is_subreq}  fake 
    rewriterule (.*)\.html test.shtml?$1.html

the test.shtml record contains...

    <script type="text/javascript">
       var xxxxid = 'xxxxxxx';
    </script>
    <script src="http://xxxx.woopra.com/xx/xxx.js"></script>

    <!--#set var="page" value="$query_string" -->
    <!--#include virtual= $page -->

the thought ask opening

    /abc.html

would redirected

    /test.shtml?abc.html

the shtml following consolidate uncanny record response page.

unfortunately doesn't definitely work planed :) anyone i am doing wrong maybe advise an choice approach. there any apache modules same thing. preferably configured per site basis.

thanks

peter